Get a load of the following:
10.16 Intervention by Parent. Now unto these presents comes Dynacq Healthcare, Inc., a Nevada corporation, which represents that it owns all of the membership interests of Seller.
“Now unto these presents”! It sounds like Shakespeare! “Now is the winter of our discontent …”
And how about this:
CERTIFICATE OF EXISTENCE
To Whom These Presents Come, Greeting:
I, TODD ROKITA, Secretary of State of Indiana, do hereby certify that I am, byvirtue of the laws of the State of Indiana, the custodian of the corporaterecords and the proper official to execute this certificate.
“To Whom These Presents Come, Greeting”! That sounds like something Klaatu would say. (Thanks to reader AWB for letting me know that such freakishness exists.)