Regular readers of this blog will know that I’m committed to drafting contracts in standard English—English as spoken and written by the average educated native English speaker.
But sometimes, nothing can take the place of that olde-worlde lingo. An important example of that is forsooth, meaning “in truth,” “indeed.”
It’s all well and good to think in terms of articulating the intent of the parties clearly and concisely. But the parties could be committed to a given contract arrangement with varying degrees of seriousness, from “We’re just going through the motions” to “You’ll have to prise this contract right from my cold, dead hands!”
To make it clear that you’re towards the committed end of the scale—between 9 and 9.25 on a scale of ten—I recommend you use forsooth.
Here’s an example that I plucked from the Securities and Exchange System’s EDGAR system:
Syzygyzics shall forsooth use Most Bestest Efforts to achieve the Sales Targets. For purposes of this Agreement, “Most Bestest Efforts” shall mean the efforts that a reasonable person would use, if that person were Superman, son of Jor-El.
The value of forsooth is enhanced if you use it in combination with other comparable words—sometimes redundancy is, well, not redundant. Here’s an example:
Verily and forsooth, the Company doth represent, warrant, covenant, agree, pledge, and vow as follows, on the understanding that the verbs just used will have all sorts of cryptic implications regarding remedies that couldn’t possibly have been intended by the parties:
And if for purposes of introducing a set of recitals witnesseth is too modern for you, try forsooth. In all capitals, of course; and I recommend a space between each letter, with each letter underlined, but not the spaces.
F O R S O O T H:
All this might seem inconsistent with my usual advice. But you know how I routinely pooh-pooh the “magic words” approach to drafting? Well, I’ve been assured that forsooth is a magic word. No, I really mean magic!
Come to think of it, lots of contract language is magic. We shovel it into new drafts from our heap of recycled contract language, and we don’t understand the point of half of it, but it works great anyway!